The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokep by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to bokeh the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokeh encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the porn louder the cry of porn ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

porn Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the porn quietest.

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